crafty-4/app/translations/lol_EN.json

{
    "login": {
        "forgotPassword": "FORGWOTS YOUR SEEKRET",
        "login": "WOG INZ",
        "password": "SEEKRET",
        "username": "USERNAEM"
    },
    "error": {
        "hereIsTheError": "HER IZ TEH OOF",
        "contact": "CONTACK CWAFTY CONTROLLR SUPORT ON DA DIZORD",
        "terribleFailure": "SUMTIN DUN BWOKE",
        "embarassing": "OH MAH, WELL, DIS AR TEH EMBARRASIN.",
        "error": "BIG OOF!",
        "start-error": "CHAIR {} FAILD 2 START WIF OOF CODE: {}",
        "portReminder": "WE HAS DETECTD DIS AR TEH FURST TIEM {} IZ BEAN RUN. IF U WANTS IT ACESIBLE TO NEIGHBORHOOD CATS PLZ UNLOCK CAT_FLAP, {}, THRU UR ROUTR IF U HAS NOT DUN SO.",
        "internet": "WE HAS DETECTD TEH BIG BOX RUNNIN CRAFTY HAS NO CONNECSHUN 2 TEH INTERNET. HOOMAN CONNECSHUNS 2 TEH SERVR CUD BE LIMITD.",
        "eulaTitle": "SAYZ YESH TWOO TEH LEGAL-WEEGALS",
        "eulaMsg": "U MUST SAY YESH. COPY OV TEH MOJANG EULA IZ LINKD UNDR DIS MESAGE.",
        "eulaAgree": "DOZ HOOMAN AGWEE",
        "noJava": "CHAIR {} FAILD 2 GO WIF OOF CODE: WE HAS DETECTD JAVA IZ NOT HEREZ. PLZ BRING UZ JAVA DEN START TEH SERVR."
    },
    "404": {
        "contact": "CONTACK CWAFTY CONTROLLR SUPORT ON DA DWISCORDZ",
        "unableToFind": "WE WUZ UNABLE 2 FIND TEH PAEG U R LOOKIN 4. PLZ TRY AGAIN, OR GO BAK AN REFRESH.",
        "notFound": "PAEG NOT FINDZ"
    },
    "footer": {
        "version": "VERSHUN",
        "copyright": "COPYRIGHT",
        "allRightsReserved": "ALL FISH MINEZ"
    },
    "sidebar": {
        "dashboard": "DASHBORD",
        "servers": "SERVRS",
        "documentation": "DOCUMENTASHUN",
        "credits": "GUD HOOMANS",
        "contribute": "THROW MONZ",
        "newServer": "CONSTWUCT A SERVR",
        "navigation": "NAVIGASHUN"
    },
    "serverWizard": {
        "newServer": "Maek a nu servr",
        "importServer": "Addz servr to Cwafty",
        "importZip": "Addz servr from Squeezd Box",
        "serverName": "Servr Naym",
        "serverPath": "Servr Peth",
        "serverType": "Servr Typ",
        "selectType": "Wut typ ov servr",
        "serverVersion": "Servr Verzhun",
        "selectVersion": "How old iz servr?",
        "absoluteServerPath": "Wer iz servr? (Absolute peth)",
        "serverJar": "Servr Jafarfile",
        "minMem": "Smol Memz Limit",
        "maxMem": "BIG Memz Limit",
        "serverPort": "Catflap",
        "defaultPort": "25565 iz nermalz choicez",
        "sizeInGB": "Siez in Gigabitez",
        "zipPath": "Wer iz Squeezed Box (Peth)",
        "absoluteZipPath": "Absolute peth 2 ur tiny box",
        "resetForm": "Rezet",
        "importServerButton": "Get a servr",
        "buildServer": "Maek a servr!",
        "quickSettings": "FAST SETTINGZ!",
        "quickSettingsDescription": "NO FEAR, IT NOT PERMZ",
        "myNewServer": "MY NEW SOFT CHAIR",
        "bePatient": "Plz be paitentz me iz ' + (importing ? 'claimzin' :  'findin') + ' teh warm comfy servrz",
        "importing": "Claimzin servrz...",
        "downloading": "Huntin fur gud servr...",
        "addRole": "Maek servr huv Existing Role(s)",
        "autoCreate": "If none r selectd me wil maek wan, I Gochu!",
        "selectRole": "Chooz Role(s)"
    },
    "dashboard": {
        "dashboard": "DASHBORD",
        "memUsage": "MEMZ USAGE",
        "cpuUsage": "CPUZ USAGE",
        "host": "FAVORITE BOX",
        "players": "HOOMANZ",
        "backups": "BAKUPS",
        "newServer": "Maek new Servr",
        "allServers": "Pak of Servrs",
        "server": "SERVRS",
        "actions": "ACSHUNS",
        "world": "WURLD",
        "motd": "MOTD",
        "version": "VERZHUN",
        "status": "STATUZ",
        "online": "Turnd on",
        "offline": "Turnd off",
        "lastBackup": "Last:",
        "nextBackup": "Next:",
        "servers": "Servrs",
        "cannotSeeOnMobile": "U Havin problermz seeun tiny scrienz?",
        "cannotSee": "U Havin problermz seeun?",
        "cannotSeeOnMobile2": "Try scrollin teh tablez sidewayz.",
        "max": "Max",
        "avg": "Avg",
        "bePatientStart": "Plz be paitentz we startin teh servr.<br /> Dis skreehn WILL refursh in momentz",
        "bePatientStop": "Plz be paitentz we stoppin teh servr.<br /> Dis scrien will refursh in momentz",
        "bePatientRestart": "Plz be paitentz we restartin teh servr.<br /> Dis skreehn will refursh in momentz",
        "bePatientClone": "Plz be paitentz we clone teh server.<br /> Dis scrien will refursh in momentz",
        "sendingCommand": "Sendz ur comarned",
        "cpuCurFreq": "Hamstur(cpu) speedz right naow",
        "cpuMaxFreq": "Hamstur(cpu) Omglimited speed",
        "cpuCores": "Numbr ov hamstur wheelz",
        "start": "Maek go",
        "stop": "Stahp Plz",
        "clone": "Copyz",
        "kill": "Eatz teh process",
        "restart": "Restart",
        "killing": "Maekin process go bye...",
        "starting": "I waitz b4 I start",
        "delay-explained": "Teh service/agent hus resently startd an iz delayin teh startd ov teh servr",
        "no-servers": "Thar R no servrs. Big sad :( 2 git startd nd maek servr, click",
        "welcome": "Welcom 2 Cwafty Controllr"
    },
    "accessDenied": {
        "accessDenied": "Acces Denid",
        "noAccess": "U do not haz acces 2 dis litterbox",
        "contactAdmin": "Contakt ur servr adminz 4 acces 2 dis litterbox, or if u finkz u sud has acces, contakt suport",
        "contact": "Contack Cwafty Controllr Suport on da Dwiscordz"
    },
    "serverStats": {
        "online": "Turnd on",
        "offline": "Turnd off",
        "starting": "I waitz b4 I start",
        "serverStatus": "Servr Status",
        "serverStarted": "Servr Started",
        "serverUptime": "How longz servr been awaek",
        "players": "Hoomanz",
        "memUsage": "How hard iz thinkin rn",
        "cpuUsage": "CPU Usage",
        "version": "Verzhun",
        "description": "Descripshun",
        "errorCalculatingUptime": "I maek oof wen calculatin teh teim awaek!",
        "serverTime": "UTC Teim",
        "unableToConnect": "Not today... :("
    },
    "serverDetails": {
        "serverDetails": "Servr infoz",
        "terminal": "Cmds go here",
        "logs": "Logz",
        "schedule": "Schdulez",
        "backup": "Bakup",
        "files": "Filez",
        "config": "Settingz Wurld",
        "playerControls": "Hooman managementz"
    },
    "serverTerm": {
        "stopScroll": "Stahp teh scrolin",
        "commandInput": "Entr your comarned",
        "sendCommand": "Send comarned",
        "start": "Maek go",
        "restart": "Copyz",
        "stop": "Stahp Plz",
        "updating": "Plz waitz...",
        "starting": "I waitz b4 I start",
        "delay-explained": "Teh service/agent hus resently startd an iz delayin teh startd ov teh servr"
        },
    "serverPlayerManagement": {
        "players": "Hoomans",
        "bannedPlayers": "Naughty Hoomans",
        "loadingBannedPlayers": "Plz wait, I telz u abot teh bad hoomanz"
    },
    "serverBackups": {
        "backupNow": "Bakup nowz!",
        "backupAtMidnight": "Auto-bakup at middlenightz?",
        "storageLocation": "Shiny Stash ov hingz",
        "storageLocationDesc": "Wer do u wants 2 stash bakups?",
        "maxBackups": "Max Bakups",
        "maxBackupsDesc": "Cwafty will not keepz moar than N bckups, deletin teh most oldz furst (entr 0 to be big greedy)",
        "save": "Dun",
        "cancel": "Stahp",
        "currentBackups": "Current stash ov bakups",
        "download": "Downloadz",
        "path": "Peth",
        "size": "How bigz",
        "delete": "Maek gone",
        "backupTask": "Okai I getz fish, bak soonz",
        "destroyBackup": "Eat bakup \" + file_to_del + \"?",
        "confirmDelete": "R u sure u wantz me to eatz dis bakup? Wial beh lozt forevr (longir than kittehz napz)",
        "confirm": "Yis",
        "options": "Opshuns"
    },
    "serverFiles": {
        "noscript": "Mr file manager needz JafarScrpt, U SHULD GET IT",
        "error": "Big oof wen I try to getz fishies",
        "files": "Fish",
        "default": "Defaultz",
        "save": "Dun",
        "editingFile": "Maek fish differentz",
        "delete": "Eat fish",
        "createFile": "Maek fish (>O.O<)",
        "createDir": "Create directory (for fish)",
        "rename": "Naym Fish",
        "createFileQuestion": "What naym u want 4 teh new file?",
        "createDirQuestion": "What naym u want 4 teh new directory?",
        "renameItemQuestion": "What should teh new naym be?",
        "deleteItemQuestion": "Are u sure u want 2 delete \" + name + \"?",
        "deleteItemQuestionMessage": "Ur deleting \\\"\" + path + \"\\\"!<br/><br/>Dis achshun will be ireeversibible an beh lozt forevr (longir than kittehz napz)",
        "yesDelete": "Yis, I promize I understanth teh consequencez",
        "noDelete": "Get me outta herez!",
        "unsupportedLanguage": "Warning: Dis no be sumtin I can readz (file typ badz)",
        "keybindings": "Pawbindz",
        "fileReadError": "I can no readz... oof",
        "upload": "Give fish",
        "unzip": "Maek Unsmol",
        "clickUpload": "Click her 2 select Ur fish",
        "uploadTitle": "Upload fish 2: ",
        "waitUpload": "Plz be paitentz we gib ur fish 2 de servr... Dis may take a while.",
        "stayHere": "U MUST STAY HERE, PLZ DNT GO!",
        "close": "Plz stahp",
        "download": "Take fish"
    },
    "serverConfig": {
        "serverName": "Server Naym",
        "serverNameDesc": "Wat u wish 2 nayem dis server",
        "serverPath": "Servr Wrking Dir",
        "serverPathDesc": "Absolutley full peth (not including eggs-cute-able)",
        "serverLogLocation": "Servr Log Location",
        "serverLogLocationDesc": "Absolutley full peth 2 teh log fish",
        "serverExecutable": "Servr Eggs-cute-able",
        "serverExecutableDesc": "Teh server's fish dat mak hing go brr",
        "serverExecutionCommand": "Servr Eggs-cute Cmd",
        "serverExecutionCommandDesc": "Wat 2 do in a secret unseen terminal",
        "serverStopCommand": "Servr Stahp Cmd",
        "serverStopCommandDesc": "Comarned 2 send teh program 2 stop it",
        "serverAutostartDelay": "Servr yawn Delay",
        "serverAutostartDelayDesc": "How loz 2 stay in bedz b4 mak go servr (If yis below)",
        "serverIP": "Servr IP",
        "serverIPDesc": "IP Cwafty should mak connecshun 2 fur stats (Try a real ip, no 127.0.0.1 if u hav issues)",
        "serverPort": "Servr Catflap",
        "serverPortDesc": "Catflap Cwafty wud use to fur stats",
        "removeOldLogsAfter": "Burry Old Logz After",
        "removeOldLogsAfterDesc": "How lotz in dais will a log file has 2 be 2 to git burriedz (0 iz 'treasure 4 evr')",
        "serverAutoStart": "Servr auto brrr",
        "serverCrashDetection": "Know when servr go OOF...",
        "save": "Dun",
        "cancel": "Stahp",
        "deleteServer": "Eat Server",
        "stopBeforeDeleting": "Plz stop teh servr b4 you eatz it",
        "exeUpdateURLDesc": "Fast URL to get new fish to updatz servr (Many cat go dis peth, very dirct).",
        "exeUpdateURL": "Server Eggs-cuta-ble Update Direct URL",
        "update": "Update Eggs-cuta-ble",
        "bePatientUpdate": "Plz be paitentz we get teh newz server. Hunting teimz can vary if ur interwebz iz poop.<br /> Dis scrien will refresh soonz",
        "sendingRequest": "Screaming @ catz wif ur request...",
        "deleteServerQuestion": "I can eatz Servr?",
        "deleteServerQuestionMessage": "R u sure u wants me 2 eat dis servr? After I eats tehre iz no go bak...",
        "yesDelete": "Yis, eat it",
        "noDelete": "No no no, pls go bak",
        "deleteFilesQuestion": "Eat servr fish too?",
        "deleteFilesQuestionMessage": "Wud u liek Cwafty 2 eat aw da fish dat wis in da servr? Wial beh lozt forevr (longir than kittehz napz)",
        "yesDeleteFiles": "Yis, eat dem fishies",
        "noDeleteFiles": "No, jst eat teh panelz",
        "sendingDelete": "Okei I eatz Servr, yummi",
        "bePatientDelete": "Plz be paitent I eat ur servr. Dis scrien will refresh soonz",
        "bePatientDeleteFiles" : "Plz be paitent I eat ur servr an eat aw teh yummi fish. Dis scrien will refresh soonz"
    },
    "serverConfigHelp": {
        "title": "Server Config Area",
        "desc": "Here iz where u can change teh configuration of your server (Character break dis importantz)",
        "perms": [
            "It iz recommended 2 <code>NOT</code> change teh peths of a servr managed by Cwafty. DIS IS BAD JUJU",
            "Changing peths <code>CAN</code> break things, especially on Linux typ operatin systems where file permissions are more locked down.",
            "<br /><br/>",
            "If u feel u hav 2 change where a server iz located u may do so as long as you give teh \"crafty\" user permission to read / write to teh server peth.",
            "<br />",
            "<br />",
            "On Linux dis iz best done by executing teh following:<br />",
            "<code>",
            "    sudo chown crafty:crafty /path/to/your/server -R<br />",
            "    sudo chmod 2775 /path/to/your/server -R<br />",
            "</code>"
        ]
    },
    "panelConfig": {
        "save": "Dun",
        "cancel": "Stahp",
        "delete": "Delet"
    },
    "datatables": {
        "i18n": {
            "decimal":        "",
            "emptyTable":     "No data available in table",
            "info":           "Showing _START_ to _END_ of _TOTAL_ entries",
            "infoEmpty":      "Showing 0 to 0 of 0 entries",
            "infoFiltered":   "(filtered from _MAX_ total entries)",
            "infoPostFix":    "",
            "thousands":      ",",
            "lengthMenu":     "Show _MENU_ entries",
            "loadingRecords": "Loading...",
            "processing":     "Processing...",
            "search":         "Search:",
            "zeroRecords":    "No matching records found",
            "paginate": {
                "first":      "First",
                "last":       "Last",
                "next":       "Next",
                "previous":   "Previous"
            },
            "aria": {
                "sortAscending":  ": activate to sort column ascending",
                "sortDescending": ": activate to sort column descending"
            },
            "buttons": {
                "collection": "Collection <span class='ui-button-icon-primary ui-icon ui-icon-triangle-1-s'\/>",
                "colvis": "Column Visibility",
                "colvisRestore": "Restore visibility",
                "copy": "Copy",
                "copyKeys": "Press ctrl or u2318 + C to copy teh table data to your system clipboard.<br><br>To cancel, click this message or press escape.",
                "copySuccess": {
                    "1": "Copied 1 row to clipboard",
                    "_": "Copied %d rows to clipboard"
                },
                "copyTitle": "Copy to Clipboard",
                "csv": "CSV",
                "excel": "Excel",
                "pageLength": {
                    "-1": "Show all rows",
                    "1": "Show 1 row",
                    "_": "Show %d rows"
                },
                "pdf": "PDF",
                "print": "Print"
            },
            "select": {
                "rows": {
                    "0": "Click on a row to select it",
                    "1": "%d row selected",
                    "_": "%d rows selected"
                },
                "cells": {
                    "0": "Click on a cel to select it",
                    "1": "%d cell selected",
                    "_": "%d cells selected"
                },
                "columns": {
                    "0": "Click on a column to select it",
                    "1": "%d column selected",
                    "_": "%d columns selected"
                }
            }
        }
    },
    "base": {
        "doesNotWorkWithoutJavascript": "<strong>Warning: </strong>CWafty don't go brrrr wen JafarScwipt isn't der, U SHULD GET IT"
    }
}