diff --git a/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/cursedflames.ron b/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/cursedflames.ron
index e98d16a0c8..f78afb1eda 100644
--- a/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/cursedflames.ron
+++ b/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/cursedflames.ron
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ BasicBeam(
     buildup_duration: 0.40,
     recover_duration: 0.50,
     beam_duration: 1.0,
-    damage: 350,
+    damage: 750,
     tick_rate: 0.9,
     range: 22.0,
     max_angle: 15.0,
diff --git a/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/necroticvortex.ron b/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/necroticvortex.ron
index 3b9e308d96..acd6664570 100644
--- a/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/necroticvortex.ron
+++ b/assets/common/abilities/custom/mindflayer/necroticvortex.ron
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ SpinMelee(
     buildup_duration: 0.5,
     swing_duration: 0.2,
     recover_duration: 0.6,
-    base_damage: 80.0,
+    base_damage: 150.0,
     base_poise_damage: 1.0,
     knockback: ( strength: 7.0, direction: Towards),
     range: 16.0,
diff --git a/assets/common/abilities/custom/minotaur/cripplingstrike.ron b/assets/common/abilities/custom/minotaur/cripplingstrike.ron
index 6563de650a..f57f8d2839 100644
--- a/assets/common/abilities/custom/minotaur/cripplingstrike.ron
+++ b/assets/common/abilities/custom/minotaur/cripplingstrike.ron
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 DashMelee(
     energy_cost: 0,
-    base_damage: 500,
-    scaled_damage: 2000,
+    base_damage: 300,
+    scaled_damage: 1200,
     base_poise_damage: 25,
     scaled_poise_damage: 100,
     base_knockback: 10.0,
diff --git a/assets/common/items/weapons/hammer/mjolnir.ron b/assets/common/items/weapons/hammer/mjolnir.ron
index 831e3a0a99..cd812ba36a 100644
--- a/assets/common/items/weapons/hammer/mjolnir.ron
+++ b/assets/common/items/weapons/hammer/mjolnir.ron
@@ -6,9 +6,9 @@ ItemDef(
         hands: Two,
         stats: Direct((
             equip_time_secs: 0.5,
-            power: 4.0,
+            power: 2.5,
             poise_strength: 1.0,
-            speed: 0.5,
+            speed: 0.8,
             crit_chance: 0.078125,
             crit_mult: 1.3657143,
         )),
diff --git a/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/caduceus.ron b/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/caduceus.ron
index 09bf7152b7..2e0e790e50 100644
--- a/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/caduceus.ron
+++ b/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/caduceus.ron
@@ -6,9 +6,9 @@ ItemDef(
         hands: Two,
         stats: Direct((
             equip_time_secs: 0.4,
-            power: 2.3,
+            power: 1.67,
             poise_strength: 1.5,
-            speed: 1.0,
+            speed: 1.2,
             crit_chance: 0.078125,
             crit_mult: 1.3657143,
         )),
diff --git a/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/root_evil.ron b/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/root_evil.ron
index d33ba4f461..dd26418355 100644
--- a/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/root_evil.ron
+++ b/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/root_evil.ron
@@ -6,9 +6,9 @@ ItemDef(
         hands: Two,
         stats: Direct((
             equip_time_secs: 0.4,
-            power: 4.0,
-            poise_strength: 1.5,
-            speed: 0.5,
+            power: 2.5,
+            poise_strength: 1.0,
+            speed: 0.8,
             crit_chance: 0.078125,
             crit_mult: 1.3657143,
         )),
diff --git a/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/sceptre_velorite_0.ron b/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/sceptre_velorite_0.ron
index 9dfbc9e842..d650b11ada 100644
--- a/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/sceptre_velorite_0.ron
+++ b/assets/common/items/weapons/sceptre/sceptre_velorite_0.ron
@@ -6,9 +6,9 @@ ItemDef(
         hands: Two,
         stats: Direct((
             equip_time_secs: 0.4,
-            power: 1.8,
+            power: 2.0,
             poise_strength: 1.5,
-            speed: 1.2,
+            speed: 1.0,
             crit_chance: 0.21153846,
             crit_mult: 1.4502164,
         )),
diff --git a/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/laevateinn.ron b/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/laevateinn.ron
index 29c302e35e..9b7fca332b 100644
--- a/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/laevateinn.ron
+++ b/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/laevateinn.ron
@@ -6,9 +6,9 @@ ItemDef(
         hands: Two,
         stats: Direct((
             equip_time_secs: 0.6,
-            power: 1.8,
+            power: 1.67,
             poise_strength: 1.0,
-            speed: 1.6,
+            speed: 1.2,
             crit_chance: 0.2002994,
             crit_mult: 1.3798152,
         )),
diff --git a/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/phoenix.ron b/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/phoenix.ron
index efaa30e77d..39acf85d40 100644
--- a/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/phoenix.ron
+++ b/assets/common/items/weapons/staff/phoenix.ron
@@ -6,9 +6,9 @@ ItemDef(
         hands: Two,
         stats: Direct((
             equip_time_secs: 0.6,
-            power: 3.0,
+            power: 2.5,
             poise_strength: 1.0,
-            speed: 0.67,
+            speed: 0.8,
             crit_chance: 0.1002994,
             crit_mult: 1.3798152,
         )),